Never blow your nose in a bathroom...

Why you ask?

Well, one day I was taking a crap in the pot at work and some person came running in to the bathroom to blow their nose. I was thinking of giving them a courtesy flush (if you don't know what that is, well then you are just mean)....

So where was I...yes yes....Someone walked in to blow their nose as I was pooping. Well by this time, the place is pretty dang stinky. Did you know that when you breath in and smell something that it actually is making physical contact with your body. Your nose receptors are actually contacting what you smelled. So this person had a nice plugged nose....he couldn't smell anything. Then what happens? He honks that nose clear and BAMM.....he sucks up some of my butt. So in all reality....If you want to get technical.....that guy just blew his nose and put his nose in my butt.

Nuff said.

-j